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NEWS 10:55 AM.
Parkside Twitter: I like it when a chick twitters my nuts when she is blowing me.
Record Review from
The Casual Observer:
"Parkside Drive's new record "Bare Bones" is SOOOOO overdue. It was supposed to be out like a year ago. It doesn't matter though cause it is probably going to suck just like they do. They totally suck BALLS. - Ty Needick
Check out Ryan's New Years Resolution 2009 -
"This year my new years resolution is to love my job and love myself. I am always hating on my job and on myself. Well, 2009 is going to be different. I am going to stop hating my job. I have to be happy with mine because there are ALOT worse jobs out there. Like yours. And I am going to stop hating myself and start loving myself! Once, sometimes twice, a day. Preferrably in the shower. Or in the office breakroom.
Parkside Drive loves Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris loves Parkside Drive because Parkside Drive loves Chuck Norris
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS FARTS, THE WHOLE STATE OF TEXAS RUMBLES
CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED BECK IN THE FACE AND BECK SHIT TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
... THEN BECK SHIT MELLOW GOLD.
CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED OPRAH IN THE PUSSY AND HIS FOOT FROZE.
Speaking of ORCA WINFREY ... Oprah Winfrey's so uptight that when she farts, only dogs can hear it.
That bitch is so cold, if you fucked her your dick would freeze.
Shes so cold that when she jogs her booty chafes frost.
BREAKING NEWS FLASH!!!!!!
We got him! We got him. HOLY SHIT!! We finally caught Osama Bin Laden!! The news just broke on CNN. We finally caught that fucker Osama bin Laden. The American military just found him hiding ...
...underneath Oprah Winfrey's ass
... he was frozen.
Roy Tomel's Rule of Thumb: "Whenever you drink beers at the crib, you should drink them in your parked car in the driveway or garage or wherever you usually park your car. That way, after you get drunk and wanna cruise to go get some food, you are already in your car."
The Hollywood Minute with Juan Tufart:
Did you hear? I am a lesbian trapped inside a man's body. This has been The Hollywood Minute with Juan Tufart.
CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED DAMIAN MARLEY IN THE FACE AND DAMIAN MARLEY WENT JUNIOR GONG ON HIS ASS. LORD HAVE MERCY. RESPECT.
Email us at parksidedrivepunks@hotmail.com We probably won't respond though because we are computer illiterate. Well ... totally illiterate actually. We asked someone to write this for us.
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